Shoppers walk aimlessly... Thats the extent of what happens in these places.
An attempt to convenience the whole family. Who needs the great outdoors when you have the mall. Everything you don't need AND fun for the kids.
Relax sir... and keep wishing you could afford one of these.
Hollister Co. Owned by Abercrombie & Fitch.
Mike Jeffries jumped right on the surf apparel band wagon.
Now everyone can feel like a surfer.
Chill out in the comfy leather chair and catch up on the latest surf mags. Feel like a surfer yet?
Contradiction #1: Hollister, CA is about 25 miles away from the ocean
Contradiction #2: Hollister Co. was created in the year 2000.
Contradiction #3: The first store was opened in Columbus, Ohio.
Contradiction #4: Duct tape on a surf board?
At least they got the Hip Lingo down, dude.
Almost.
My friend almost vomits at the sight of the trendy clothing.
Can't get to the surf capital of the US? You'll feel right at home in Hollister. Don't worry they wish they were there too.
Pathetic.
Welcome to the wannabe surf shop, where the boards aren't for sale... and nothing else in the store relates to surfing.
Little girls are lured by glaring lights that advertise more pointless products.
Bad teeth, obesity, and heart disease made to look delightful.
The people in line will all die of heart attacks. Not the free sample lady. She knows the food too well.
We give in and feast on our death.
Brett is excited. He has nothing to lose.
You only live once.
Satisfaction at its worst. Life slowly escapes.
Clearly this woman can't get enough Starbucks. She will drink 3 more. I called an ambulance in advance.
Luckily there is the honorable mall cop to serve and protect.
His path is cleared. Shoppers respect the segway.
But he is distracted by the chick at customer service. He lays the mack down.
